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Throatings
/ˈthrōt-ing/ — A savage ritual wherein one golfer completely and unapologetically dismantles their opponent, leaving no hole un-won, no dignity intact. To be "throated" is to suffer a defeat so thorough, so clinical, it feels personal. Witnesses often report quiet weeping, emergency beers, and the victim ChatGPTing swing tips on the turn.
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Throatings All-Time
9&8
Worst Margin Ever
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Crime Scenes
The Throat Ledger
By crime sceneTurtle Point
Myrtle Beach- Springs / SergeTHROATMatt / Lee6&5
Myrtle Beach National
Myrtle Beach- Patrick / BeavTHROATLee / Old Bull6&5
True Blue
Myrtle Beach- Ibo / TomTHROATRyan / Old Bull6&5
Rivers Edge
Myrtle Beach- JimmyTHROATMather7&6
- BoomaTHROATJordan6&5
Whistling Straits
Kohler- SpringsTHROATBooma7&6
- SergeTHROATMax7&6
Blackwolf Run — Meadows
Kohler- Morgan / SergeTHROATSully / Mather6&5
Pinehurst No. 3
Pinehurst V- Stone / JasonTHROATJordan / Huevos7&5
Pinehurst No. 2
Pinehurst V- IboTHROATJason7&6
- JimmyTHROATSamet7&6
Buffalo Ridge
Branson VI- Cliff / LeeTHROATJordan / Jason6&5
Arcadia Bluffs — South
Northern Michigan VIII- Colin / MatherTHROATDoc / Bubba9&8
Arcadia Bluffs — Bluffs
Northern Michigan VIII- Josh / StraderTHROATTom / Morgan6&5
Forest Dunes
Northern Michigan VIII- Griff / JoshTHROATBam / Tom C6&5
- Mikey Z / IboTHROATPatrick / Old Bull8&7
The Loop (Black)
Northern Michigan VIII- GeebzTHROATJason7&6
- NuRyanTHROATCraig6&5
Duke University Golf Club
- JB / MatherTHROATHarry / Jimmy8&7
Talamore Golf Club
- Ryan / Old BullTHROATColin / Geebz7&5
Witness reports remain unverified. Tears are real.
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