
Ron’s Belt
More than a decade of heats, hogs and a storied belt — passed hand to hand. In loving memory of Ron.
Next Stop
Ireland — August 2026
The belt's first trip overseas, a hog reveal for the ages.
The Belt, By the Numbers
11
Belts Awarded
20
Throatings All-Time
See the ledger →18–17
Tightest Finals · Branson VI & Naples VII
5 pt
Largest Beatdown · SEXRON & Legion of Boom
In loving memory of Ron, our founding belt-bearer and eternal captain
We carry on the laughs, the legacy, and the leaderboard in your honor.

The Irish Hog Reveal
On the eve of each tournament, the bellies are bared, the cap is tipped, and a chosen swine emerges. The Hog Reveal is the official kickoff — equal parts ceremony, shame, and stew. Ireland 2026 marks its most exalted edition yet.
First Reveal · Day 1 · The Lodge
The War Room
Strategize, simulate, and fail to predict the outcome.
Mock Draft Simulator
Run scenarios for the opening night lodge draft. Balance handicaps and chemistry before the real pressure starts.
Launch Simulator →Match Predictor
Pick players, pick a format (alternate shot, scramble), pick the course. Let the algorithm predict the disaster.
Run Scenarios →Captain's Roster
Player profiles, handicaps, signature stories, and the historical database of inside jokes.
Manage Players →The Ireland Dossier
Confirming logistical details for the primary contingent. Throatings and mock drafts commence Q4 2025.
Courses
The belt's first trip overseas, a hog reveal for the ages. Seven days, fourteen rounds, one legendary belt crossing the Irish Sea.
The Lodge
- Slieve Donard Hotel (4*)Nights 1 & 2. Steps from Royal County Down.
- Golf Links Hotel (4*)Night 3. Walk to the Harbour Bar.
- Rosapenna Golf Resort (4*)Nights 4 & 5. On-site dining at Vardon's.
- The Grand Hotel (4*)Final night before flights home.
Schedule
Mon 3 Aug
Day 1 — Arrive at Dublin Airport
Mon 3 Aug
Play Jameson Links at Portmarnock
Mon 3 Aug
Travel to Newcastle
Mon 3 Aug
Dinner at Percy French Restaurant
Flights
Group transport leaves DUB at 10:00 AM sharp. No exceptions for lingering Geebz.
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Pines, dunes, and Arcadia gold.
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