Throatings, a Belt Tradition Unlike Any Other
/ˈthrōt-ing/ — A savage ritual wherein one golfer completely and unapologetically dismantles their opponent, leaving no hole un-won, no dignity intact. To be “throated” is to suffer a defeat so thorough, so clinical, it feels personal. Witnesses often report quiet weeping, emergency beers, and the victim ChatGPTing swing change tips on the turn.